Monday, July 6, 2009

What my blog will be about.

I think that my blog will be about books. I love to read. I am a complete and total bibliophile. I can write about which books I have read or am in the process of reading, I can give my reviews on the book, and, as a little bonus, I can complain about or approve on a movie based on a book.
Example: Twilight. Such an amazing book. My copy was so over read that the spine fell off. The movie, however... I want to compose a group that will help me burn every copy in existence. I am not kidding. They totally picked the wrong guy to play Edward. I mean, seriously. Robert whats-his-face is so wrong to play Edward. I don't think a movie should have even been made because my image of Edward was so perfect that no one could have ever played him. Then, with the whole scene on the fishing dock, where James, Laurent, and Victoria kill the guy and then James steals his jacket. That is so stupid. WHY DID THEY PUT THAT IN???!!! It has absolutely nothing to do with the book. Also, in the book, Laurent wasn't black. He was supposed to be at least mildly pale. Seriously, he is a vampire. And their hair. Laurent's hair was supposed to be shiny black and cropped short. IT WASN'T IN THE MOVIE! James' hair was also supposed to be cropped short and in the movie, it was long and in a ponytail.
For the last scene, the fight scene in the ballet studio, Emmett and Jasper were out of that studio because they couldn't handle the blood. In the movie, they were burning James right there. And, I will admit it, the part with Alice jumping on James' shoulders and breaking his neck was cool but it wasn't in the book!!! Another thing, why did they hire an actor for Jasper who was bigger than the biggest Cullen, Emmett. Oohhh! I just remembered another part that I detest. THE BASEBALL GAME!!!! All of them are wearing baseball uniforms! What the heck is that about?! They didn't look stupid in the book. At least, Stephenie Meyer didn't write them in that way. Something else that peeves me...when the heck did Edward's room decide to lose a wall and just go out into the forest. And what was with the whole jumping from tree to tree thing. Even if I hadn't read the book I would've thought it was lame. One more thing: Why did Rosalie get all P-Oed when Bella said she already ate. It didn't even touch on the fact that Rosalie was jealous of Bella for being human.
The only great part of the movie was when a song by my favorite band came on as background music in the baseball part. Super Massive Black Hole by Muse!!! Well, that's it. Next time, I might touch on my next favorite series that they are turning into a movie, WHICH WILL STINK!! Maximum Ride.

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